These days - ; shed the season mess,
; Miss seniority mess,
; relations mess the program,
; level the ability to mess things up,
; Public Security to order messed up,
; the money to bureaucratic mess.
these days -
busy leadership in the box;
At the banquet, where important work;
appointment and dismissal of cadres of the bargain;
contract works in the black box;
The slogan in the grasp of the work;
to be run emergency in the meeting;
of plans in the cupboard;
; should brake the unhealthy trend in the notice;
cadres to help the poor in a car;
In his eulogy, in a valuable talent;
quality of goods in the advertisement;
luxury building where the authorities;
touching the female secretary in the bedroom;
; beautiful words in the report;
; brilliant figures in the summary;
; great achievements in the water there;
encouraging progress in the creative!
Where are the true friends?
these days -
life, so that the mortgage to scrap it !
hand good character, let the computer to scrap it!
TV, let advertisers to scrap it!
Advertising , so that
lamb, so that Clenbuterol to scrap it!
hero, so that beauty to scrap it!
;
girls, so wealthy to scrap it!
;
guy so rich woman to scrap it!
cadres, to allow the yuan to scrap it!
medical ethics, allow doctors to scrap it!
letters, so that calls to scrap it!
designers, the boss of waste it!
; hotel, let the Government sign the bill to scrap it!
national football, so football to scrap it!
athletes to doping to scrap it!
life, so that medical expenses to scrap it!
stomach, so the wine to scrap it!
lung, so cigarettes to scrap it!
students, make the network to scrap it!
son, so his wife to scrap it!
farmers workers, so wages to scrap it!
law , to allow the Court to scrap it!
sleep , so nightclub to scrap it!
;
attractions, Golden Week to scrap it!
children ; to scrap the Sanlu milk powder!
a group, so do not talk to scrap it!
good youth, to work to scrap it!
these days - p>
wife as PHS economic benefits, but limited to local use;
mistress like China Telecom, security, fixed, but do not go out with;
Xiaomi like China Mobile, easy to use but the calls are too expensive;
lover like China Unicom, elegant, trendy but often out of service!
;
; these days -
Professor Yaochungushe , around money, more and more like businessmen;
businessman appeared forum, wrote books, more and more like a professor.
doctors refused to help, disregard for human life, more and more like killer;
deft killer shot, leaving troubles, more and more like a doctor.
star tease, give money to, the more and more like Miss;
Miss lovely, and clearly the price, more and more like a star.
police tyranny and bully, more and more like local ruffians;
local ruffians and the Pa side, dare to dare more and more like the police.
well-founded rumor, basically true, more and more like news;
news on hearsay evidence, exaggerate, more and more like gossip.
These days -
perfect life is - live in the UK house, Dai Ruishi watch, to get the United States wages, married Korean women, prostitution Russian woman, opened the German cars, drink French wine, hire Filipino maids.
;
this year -
marriage is called network, / p> Bigamy is called a dual-card
No,
affair is called call forwarding, p>
more than lovers called Monternet,
called the sales number of divorce, p> stopped the machine to stay No.
separated ,
married woman is called transfer.
married men called up card, / p>
exchange called Unicom.
this year - official way is:
dry one hundred good for leadership and leadership is not as dry with a bad thing, leadership take you did a bad thing, it must have one hundred good for you!
these days - p>
hard hard work, and do a day to see;
East West mix mixed, smooth;
hard working, can never do so;
will offer will be holding an outstanding contribution;
due diligence, shall die by accused;
Dodge frame, take credit for receiving of the reward!
these days - p>
quality of cadres, asks you to:
heart Xiaoping bags have a diploma,
to settle the previous, the next to be leveled,
no moral standards can be filled treasury,
bottle left hand, right hand holding the bottle,
home with vinegar bottles, vases out there!
this year -
building a harmonious society should pay attention to:
Do not days of fighting in nature,
and the United States in the international struggle not to,
and military vehicles on the road do not fight,
and leadership in the unit not to fight,
and his wife at home do not fight!
these days -
criticism too hard:
criticism there is no guarantee superior official position;
criticism of peer relationships downright;
criticizing their own trouble;
votes to reduce criticism of the lower!
These days -
leading men seeking work, leadership will enthusiastically said: women seeking work
leadership, leadership is always Dodge said:
these days -
ten categories of people should not do high-ranking official:
1, timid. 2, more than words. 3, less money. 4, the relationship worse. 5, a small amount of alcohol.
6, talented. 7, the degree is too high. 8, abhorrence of evil. 9, sexual dysfunction.
10, there are pretty unwilling to sacrifice.
this year -
men think:
prettier the better lover watches;
watch more secretive Xiaomi is better;
Miss more fresh as possible in electronic form;
wife is still winding automatic watch is not running;
variety of table you want is time to master!
these days -
; some men:
and beauty sleep, excited to death!
and lovers sleep, dream life!
and ugly sleeping, irritability to death!
Miss and sleep, tired to death!
and his wife to sleep through the night pretending to be dead!
this year -
wife is home, lover of flowers,
home wages, bonuses, flowers,
sick to go home, well look at flowers, / p>
can not be away from home, forget the flowers, / p>
Huijia see, do not forget to water the flowers!
; ;
These days -
full of typos: planting trees to zero, put away the white house, rich fishing ground, the election Pa cadres, merit-based leisure, choose oil admission, have financial and currency, check the feast income, strong support to eat, the people reserve harm put the money released, the official Miss attack.
this year - ; answer the call - the other leading voices faded, the sound is getting the other side is the men, one to the other fat dry dialed the wrong number, do not stop laughing it was female students, half-hum about his wife at the lecture, quietly to avoid On the other side is a man lover!
;
; Miss seniority mess,
; relations mess the program,
; level the ability to mess things up,
; Public Security to order messed up,
; the money to bureaucratic mess.
these days -
busy leadership in the box;
At the banquet, where important work;
appointment and dismissal of cadres of the bargain;
contract works in the black box;
The slogan in the grasp of the work;
to be run emergency in the meeting;
of plans in the cupboard;
; should brake the unhealthy trend in the notice;
cadres to help the poor in a car;
In his eulogy, in a valuable talent;
quality of goods in the advertisement;
luxury building where the authorities;
touching the female secretary in the bedroom;
; beautiful words in the report;
; brilliant figures in the summary;
; great achievements in the water there;
encouraging progress in the creative!
Where are the true friends?
these days -
life, so that the mortgage to scrap it !
hand good character, let the computer to scrap it!
TV, let advertisers to scrap it!
Advertising , so that
lamb, so that Clenbuterol to scrap it!
hero, so that beauty to scrap it!
;
girls, so wealthy to scrap it!
;
guy so rich woman to scrap it!
cadres, to allow the yuan to scrap it!
medical ethics, allow doctors to scrap it!
letters, so that calls to scrap it!
designers, the boss of waste it!
; hotel, let the Government sign the bill to scrap it!
national football, so football to scrap it!
athletes to doping to scrap it!
life, so that medical expenses to scrap it!
stomach, so the wine to scrap it!
lung, so cigarettes to scrap it!
students, make the network to scrap it!
son, so his wife to scrap it!
farmers workers, so wages to scrap it!
law , to allow the Court to scrap it!
sleep , so nightclub to scrap it!
;
attractions, Golden Week to scrap it!
children ; to scrap the Sanlu milk powder!
a group, so do not talk to scrap it!
good youth, to work to scrap it!
these days - p>
wife as PHS economic benefits, but limited to local use;
mistress like China Telecom, security, fixed, but do not go out with;
Xiaomi like China Mobile, easy to use but the calls are too expensive;
lover like China Unicom, elegant, trendy but often out of service!
;
; these days -
Professor Yaochungushe , around money, more and more like businessmen;
businessman appeared forum, wrote books, more and more like a professor.
doctors refused to help, disregard for human life, more and more like killer;
deft killer shot, leaving troubles, more and more like a doctor.
star tease, give money to, the more and more like Miss;
Miss lovely, and clearly the price, more and more like a star.
police tyranny and bully, more and more like local ruffians;
local ruffians and the Pa side, dare to dare more and more like the police.
well-founded rumor, basically true, more and more like news;
news on hearsay evidence, exaggerate, more and more like gossip.
These days -
perfect life is - live in the UK house, Dai Ruishi watch, to get the United States wages, married Korean women, prostitution Russian woman, opened the German cars, drink French wine, hire Filipino maids.
;
this year -
marriage is called network, / p> Bigamy is called a dual-card
No,
affair is called call forwarding, p>
more than lovers called Monternet,
called the sales number of divorce, p> stopped the machine to stay No.
separated ,
married woman is called transfer.
married men called up card, / p>
exchange called Unicom.
this year - official way is:
dry one hundred good for leadership and leadership is not as dry with a bad thing, leadership take you did a bad thing, it must have one hundred good for you!
these days - p>
hard hard work, and do a day to see;
East West mix mixed, smooth;
hard working, can never do so;
will offer will be holding an outstanding contribution;
due diligence, shall die by accused;
Dodge frame, take credit for receiving of the reward!
these days - p>
quality of cadres, asks you to:
heart Xiaoping bags have a diploma,
to settle the previous, the next to be leveled,
no moral standards can be filled treasury,
bottle left hand, right hand holding the bottle,
home with vinegar bottles, vases out there!
this year -
building a harmonious society should pay attention to:
Do not days of fighting in nature,
and the United States in the international struggle not to,
and military vehicles on the road do not fight,
and leadership in the unit not to fight,
and his wife at home do not fight!
these days -
criticism too hard:
criticism there is no guarantee superior official position;
criticism of peer relationships downright;
criticizing their own trouble;
votes to reduce criticism of the lower!
These days -
leading men seeking work, leadership will enthusiastically said: women seeking work
leadership, leadership is always Dodge said:
these days -
ten categories of people should not do high-ranking official:
1, timid. 2, more than words. 3, less money. 4, the relationship worse. 5, a small amount of alcohol.
6, talented. 7, the degree is too high. 8, abhorrence of evil. 9, sexual dysfunction.
10, there are pretty unwilling to sacrifice.
this year -
men think:
prettier the better lover watches;
watch more secretive Xiaomi is better;
Miss more fresh as possible in electronic form;
wife is still winding automatic watch is not running;
variety of table you want is time to master!
these days -
; some men:
and beauty sleep, excited to death!
and lovers sleep, dream life!
and ugly sleeping, irritability to death!
Miss and sleep, tired to death!
and his wife to sleep through the night pretending to be dead!
this year -
wife is home, lover of flowers,
home wages, bonuses, flowers,
sick to go home, well look at flowers, / p>
can not be away from home, forget the flowers, / p>
Huijia see, do not forget to water the flowers!
; ;
These days -
full of typos: planting trees to zero, put away the white house, rich fishing ground, the election Pa cadres, merit-based leisure, choose oil admission, have financial and currency, check the feast income, strong support to eat, the people reserve harm put the money released, the official Miss attack.
this year - ; answer the call - the other leading voices faded, the sound is getting the other side is the men, one to the other fat dry dialed the wrong number, do not stop laughing it was female students, half-hum about his wife at the lecture, quietly to avoid On the other side is a man lover!
;
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